I can often spend up to 3 hours getting ready for BED!
It’s a long and painful process which involves a long bath, strawberries, applying a ludicrous amount of make-up so that I often have to sleep with a satin cover over the satin cover of the satin cover of the pillowslip! My boyfriend often becomes very impatient with me and I have to pretend I am ill in the bathroom so that he doesn’t discover JUST HOW DAMN LONG IT TAKES ME TO LOOK MENTAL!