Don’t TOUCH my HAIR!


I have the worst hair in the whole of Australia. My hair is apparently so frail and so upset with me for covering it in 1789000000 litres of final net hair spray that it often refuses to tease! I have teased my hair since I was a young girl as my head is only the size of an apple. I have to pretend I don’t MIND people touching my hair but inside I am screaming to myself (Please DON’T TOUCH my hair!)